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If your holiday party gift exchange always starts out polite but ends with someone crying-laughing into a cheese board, congratulations — you’re doing it right.
But if you’re ready to level up your game this year, it’s time to swap the boring candles and bath bombs for something a little spicier (and a lot funnier).
It’s time for White Elephant 2.0, also known as Dirty Santa or Naughty Santa.
The rules are the same, but the gifts are MUCH more fun.
To get you inspired, these 35 cheeky, PG-13-approved gift ideas are perfect for anyone who appreciates a little vulgar or raunchy humor, sarcasm, or just needs a little laughter to survive December. They’re cozy, inappropriate in all the right ways, and guaranteed to be the gifts everyone fights over — in the spirit of the holidays, of course.
Quick Note: A few of these Dirty Santa gift ideas may be a bit over the top for some people. If you’d like to find a funny gift in the “PG” lane, head over to our White Elephant Gift Ideas.
🎁 Emotional Support Wine Glass
Because sometimes your emotional support system comes in a stemless glass. These witty wine glasses come with sayings like “Wine Not?” and “Emotional Support Beverage.” It’s a gift that’s relatable, functional, and dangerously refillable.
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Pro Tip: Pair it with a bottle of wine and a sparkly bow for the ultimate last-minute crowd-pleaser.
Funny Bath Bombs
Self-care with a twist — bath bombs shaped like cartoon bombs or labeled “Drop the F-Bomb.” Perfect for anyone who needs to soak away the holiday stress (and their attitude).
Lady Balls Bath Bombs
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Massive XL 2 Pack Pink Fizzers - Funny Gift for Women, Moms, Sisters & Friends. Makes a great White Elephant or Dirty Santa gift!
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And if you want to keep your gift “PG”, here’s another good one…
Roast Beef Sandwich Bath Bombs
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Looking for a funny or weird gift for your White Elephant Game or Secret Santa? This is the perfect gag gift for women and teens.
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Dirty Santa T-Shirt
Sarcastic Office Notepad Set
For that one coworker who has perfected the art of smiling while dying inside. These snarky memo pads feature lines like “I Literally Can’t” and “This Could’ve Been an Email.”
Gift Idea: Bundle a few notepads together with pack of funny swear-word pens and label it “The Corporate Survival Kit.”
Liquor Dispenser
This one was a big hit at our Dirty Santa party last year and while it may not be for everyone, it would definitely be the most talked-about gift (and possibly the one most stolen!).
The Squatty Potty
This one is definitely trending – people are actually giving these “pool stools” rave reviews. So if your Dirty Santa party loves a good potty gift, this one will not only get the laughs (and the steals), but whoever takes it home, may actually really like using it!
Bamboo Foldable Poop Stool
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Inspired by the popular "Squatty Potty", this Squat Stool makes a hilarious gift idea for those who love talking about bodily functions! Great White Elephant gift (should get some steals!).
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Adults-Only Candles
Because nothing says self-care like passive-aggressive aromatherapy. These candles deliver luxurious scents with savage honesty — perfect for that one friend or coworker who’s always “in the middle of something.”
🎨 Inappropriate Adult Coloring Books
Coloring is therapeutic — especially when every page is laced with sarcasm and swear words. These adult coloring books combine relaxation with attitude.
Make it a Combo Gift: Pair with a pack of swear-word pencils or pens for maximum effect.
☕ Rude Coffee Mugs
For anyone who needs caffeine and validation. From “World’s Okayest Employee” to “Go Ask Your Dad,” these mugs are perfect for people whose mornings begin with sarcasm.
Pro Tip: Slip a hot cocoa packet or Starbucks gift card inside for bonus points.
Overly Honest Oven Mitts
Why settle for plain when you can bake with attitude? These mitts feature phrases like “Bakers Gonna Bake”, “Man with a Pan” or “Last Time I Cooked Hardly Anyone Got Sick.” Equal parts functional and hilarious.
Gifting Tip: Wrap it around a batch of cookies for a thoughtful (and savage) touch.
Beaver Bucket Hat
Risqué Adult Party Games
For the group that turns every gathering into a competition. From Do or Drink to Hot Seat, these games add a flirty twist to game night.
Spray the B** Away Essential Oil Perfume
✏️ Swear Word Coloring Pencils
Who knew colored pencils could talk back? These come labeled with curse words like “Useless Meeting Red” and “Hangry Orange.” Pair them with any adult coloring book for a perfect combo gift.
Pro Tip: Tie the set with a glitter ribbon and tag it “Art Therapy — Unfiltered.”
🧦 “If You Can Read This, Bring Wine” Socks
Because subtlety is overrated. These cozy socks do all the talking for you — ideal for movie nights, lazy Sundays, or that point in the party where small talk feels like cardio. There are several cute options available, including “Bring Me Bourbon.”
Gifting Tip: Slip a mini wine bottle or airplane-sized liquor bottle inside the socks before wrapping for an extra laugh.
☕ Introvert Mug
For your favorite homebody who loves people… in theory. These mugs say what we’re all thinking when someone knocks before caffeine.
Pro Tip: Pair it with gourmet coffee or cocoa bombs for a “Leave Me Alone Starter Pack.”
Toilet Timer Gag Gift
For the person who treats the bathroom like a reading nook. This sand timer counts down a five-minute limit — pure comedy wrapped in practicality. Be sure to tape a bow to the top with a note that says something like: “Your family will thank me.”
Hello Vulgar, Meet My Coffee Cup…
Stop Staring At My Cock Mug
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Looking for a funny, offensive, vulgar or crude gift? This one has it covered. Great for a dirty Santa gift exchange or gag gift for friends.
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Sassy, Snarky + Hilarious Wine Tumblers
Because class and chaos can coexist. These stainless steel tumblers feature sassy quotes that make every sip a little funnier (and keep your drink perfectly chilled while you spill the tea).
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Custom Face Panties & Boxers (for the truly raunchy!)
If your Dirty Santa party likes to take things to the next level, add this one to your shopping list.
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Sarcastic Adult Puzzles
When “live, laugh, love” just doesn’t cut it. These puzzles feature funny quotes or snarky themes — think “I Can’t Even” or “Piece Together My Sanity.”
Bonus Gift Tip: Include a bottle of wine labeled “Puzzle Fuel.”
Whiskey Stones — But Make It Funny
Sophisticated? Kind of. Ironic? Definitely. These whiskey stones come in fun shapes — skulls, bullets, or literal middle fingers.
Sassy, Sarcastic and Raunchy Lip Balm
We are loving the line up of lip balms this year, from snarky to a bit raunchy. See the full lineup on Amazon.
Sarcastic Kitchen Towels
Every kitchen deserves attitude. These towels say things like “Alexa, Do the Dishes” or “Don’t Worry, Dishes — Nobody’s Doing Me Either.” See all the options on Amazon.
Sarcastic Office Notepad Set
For that one coworker who has perfected the art of smiling while dying inside. These snarky memo pads feature lines like “I Literally Can’t” and “This Could’ve Been an Email.”
Gift Idea: Bundle a few notepads together with pack of funny swear-word pens and label it “The Corporate Survival Kit.”
“Go Away” Throw Pillow Covers
Decor with a side of attitude. These cozy pillow covers look chic until you read them — phrases like “Go Away, I’m Reading” or “Not Today, Satan.”
“I Identify as a Water” Whiskey Glass
Funny Whiskey Glass - I Identify As A Water
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$11.11
You can gift this one all year long - Fathers Day, Gag Birthday Gifts for Men, Dad, Husband, Coworker, the list goes on! Also love this for a Dirty Santa or White Elephant gift.
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And depending on your budget, there are some great whiskey balls that would compliment this glass perfectly…
Golf Stick Shaped Stainless Whiskey Stones
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These Bourbon or Whiskey Stones Rocks Cubes are another great gift idea for golf lovers, men, dad or coworker. These are great as stocking stuffers and/or White Elephant Gift ideas.
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Raunchy + Sarcastic T-Shirts
The comfiest way to deliver attitude. Some of these are definitely in the “totally inappropriate / vulgar” category, so proceed with caution! Shop them on Amazon
This particular one is a trending bestseller…
Dirty Santa Gifts: The Wrap-Up
Who says holiday gifts have to be wholesome?
Whether you’re shopping for a friend with a wicked sense of humor or you just want to win the White Elephant war, these Naughty Santa ideas hit that perfect sweet spot between cute and questionable.
Just remember: the best gift is the one that gets everyone laughing — and maybe blushing — all night long.
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